Best magazine ever!!!!!1111

Here's the cover the of the best idea for a magazine I've ever seen.

Why I love teaching so much.

That's Ketherine (Pronounced "Catherine"). The first day I saw her at the school I thought to myself; "My what a big foetus!". She started off shy, but now she's totally awesome. She calls me Mr. Mosquito. She sings while she does art. She's like the little girl in Monster's Inc. but with a perm. A couple of field trips ago, we went to the animation museum. There was a section on the horror cartoon genre. Most kids were too afraid to go in, but she was all like: "Not scary!". One day she will be a powerful gang boss. Just look at that picture.